Never Give Up, Never Surrender

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Wait for better weather, drive around Lombard, listen for the gunshots, find the shooters, and film yourself crippling the punks. I promise I'll view it.

on April 14, 2016 at 9:17 AM

Super Sad True Love Story.

eprophet on April 14, 2016 at 10:31 AM

Make a documentary, call it "white people sadness," and take it to the local film festival.

PandaPDX on April 14, 2016 at 12:30 PM

Jim Valvano and Corey Hart would be proud.

on April 14, 2016 at 12:47 PM

I'm back after 12 days, and there's still no upvoting function? Guess I'll take another 12 days off.

Todd Mecklem on April 14, 2016 at 3:50 PM

Don't bother Todd. It's been ages since you've said anything funny anyway. All you care about is upvotes? Lame.

ihateyou on April 14, 2016 at 4:44 PM

I,A is dying a slow death. Somebody kill it already. All the submissions are probably written by the same few lame ass trolls anyways. You're old hat I,A. Just a useless waste of space.

ihateyou on April 14, 2016 at 4:47 PM

people watch all kinds of useless viral stuff. keep trying. you win one of those new awards for the most viral video soon and become so famous.

p.s. how does anyone know how long they've been away?
p.m.s a troll calling a troll, a troll.
because these people are the real Portland. It's the voices here that truly matter.

TwatTwittyBear on April 14, 2016 at 5:14 PM

I don't only care about upvotes. I'm also passionate about Upstairs Downstairs, Upton Sinclair, and the Upanishads.

Todd Mecklem on April 14, 2016 at 5:26 PM

I/A, This rant gets attention because you worked so hard to go viral.

Maybe it is time to give up and surrender. ^welcome back Todd, this is a sinking ship, and stronger in numbers.

seentomuch on April 14, 2016 at 5:41 PM

Todd, I'm giving you a "like" for that one even though "likes" are stupid.

ihateyou on April 14, 2016 at 5:59 PM

This I,A actually made me laugh.

ihateyou on April 14, 2016 at 6:01 PM

Sounds like your dad died for nothing. Maybe you could try it again with an ailing, aunt or an uncle? Next time, take out an ad to promote it, in the Merc.

on April 14, 2016 at 7:34 PM

Whoa. 14 likes! Maybe this ain't so bad man.

on April 14, 2016 at 7:53 PM

I/anonie,just for showing up, I have 15 likes.

candy coded on April 14, 2016 at 10:48 PM

anything honey boo, sweetie pie up there
would do,
would instantly
go viral.

I must go lube up my ears now

TwatTwittyBear on April 15, 2016 at 4:53 AM

I'm Eighteen and I liiiiike it!

Thosearepeoplewhodied on April 15, 2016 at 8:23 AM

Back again with---------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> 19 LIKES
going,going,gone

candy coded on April 15, 2016 at 1:28 PM

I really wanted 21, but I am too impatient.

on April 15, 2016 at 3:55 PM

Thursday at 7:11 AM. No new Anonymice since then? Slow noose week, I guess. At least we have the frighteningly ecstatic Hump! woman to admire while we wait!???

Todd Mecklem on April 16, 2016 at 10:47 PM

Never Give Up, Never Surrender

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