Yes, I was standing in the middle of Interstate Avenue this morning. Yes, I was preventing you from getting somewhere. Maybe you were even on the clock. Did you notice the woman on the street with me? Did you use your Uber-advanced skills of perception to see that her bike was in a pile and that she seemed visibly dazed? You somehow became an Uber driver so I know that you are capable of putting 2 and 2 fucking together. So when you honk at us to get out of the street, I feel the need to tell you that this is not fucking Jakarta or Mumbai. I'm going to help this person out and it might take awhile. Good thing your Hyundai gets such good gas mileage. Welcome to Portland. Now calm the fuck down. And maybe get out of your car to see if there is anything you can do to help. Dick.
You're an Uber-Dick
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