Me: A jogger who loves to run the Mt. Tabor trails every week. You: An asshole dog owner who lets both of your precious snowflakes run off-leash, shitting in the middle of the trail. I ask you to pick up your dog's giant steaming dump. You respond, "Fuck off!" Charming. Look, if you want to let your little fur babies run around free, you can walk FIVE MINUTES down the trail to the actual dog park attached to Mt. Tabor. To all of you dog owners who let your dogs run free on Mt. Tabor, you are the fucking worst. Stop being lazy. Take your dogs to the fenced-in dog area, or leash your godamn dog. You're ruining the best park in Portland.
Leash Your Godamn Dog
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