Hey Mr. Daddy Long Legs


Daddy Long Legs can't bite you! Their mouth parts are too small. (They can, however, cut slits in your eyeballs with their claws and suck out the vitreous fluid.)
I wish they would stay hidden instead of taunting. I have the chills when they they run at me, and try to kill me. Yeah, I'm wayyyyyy out of line.
All together now: "mm'kay kids? So don't do drugs. Cause drugs are bad... mm'kay?"