Hey Mr. Daddy Long Legs

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Daddy Long Legs can't bite you! Their mouth parts are too small. (They can, however, cut slits in your eyeballs with their claws and suck out the vitreous fluid.)
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I almost wrote a similar IA about my bed bug colony.
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I wish they would stay hidden instead of taunting. I have the chills when they they run at me, and try to kill me. Yeah, I'm wayyyyyy out of line.
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All together now: "mm'kay kids? So don't do drugs. Cause drugs are bad... mm'kay?"