Daddy Long Legs can't bite you! Their mouth parts are too small. (They can, however, cut slits in your eyeballs with their claws and suck out the vitreous fluid.)

I wish they would stay hidden instead of taunting. I have the chills when they they run at me, and try to kill me. Yeah, I'm wayyyyyy out of line.

All together now: "mm'kay kids? So don't do drugs. Cause drugs are bad... mm'kay?"