"Good evening, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."
-Office Space
I always tell people I'm just pet sitting from out of state. Done and done. Unless, it's some cutie from opb who's down with an ipa and then the next thing you know, there's totino boxes, condom wrappers, weeks of angry voicemails about not calling her back.
Really though, it's amazing what knee highs and a fluorescent clipboard will do for a guy....
-Office Space
Really though, it's amazing what knee highs and a fluorescent clipboard will do for a guy....