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Who opens there door to frigging strangers? It's not like you ordered Pizza.
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"Good evening, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."
-Office Space
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When we hear about you in the news, we will know you finally reached your limit. Just don't harm the children and take a vacation. Too intense.
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I/a, I commented on the wrong rant. This was not meant for you.
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^ Yeah, because those signs really work.
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I always tell people I'm just pet sitting from out of state. Done and done. Unless, it's some cutie from opb who's down with an ipa and then the next thing you know, there's totino boxes, condom wrappers, weeks of angry voicemails about not calling her back.
Really though, it's amazing what knee highs and a fluorescent clipboard will do for a guy....

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