What is with pet owners who refuse to believe their pet has behavior issues? Just because your dog is cool around you doesn't me they are after they slither through a hole in your fence when you're not home and freak out at how big the Not Backyard is for hours up and down my street. Don't say "weird, that doesn't sound like my dog" then shake your head and look at me like I must never have met a dog before. Is that your dog right there? The wiry one frothing at the mouth? The one who growled and lunged at me with enough aggression that I flinched away like George Michael, Jr in Arrested Development? Your dog is an asshole. For the sake of my cat and the three nice neighbor children who helped me look for him after Buddy scared him off, please believe me and do something about it.