In today's episode it was a hand towel, wadded up under my couch. As we look closely at the clues left behind, we find that it was an almost full spilled beer. The perp tried to cover up and hide the evidence. It also fucked up the wood floors. You, I'm pretty sure I know, will Not be invited back!
What the HELL is that SMELL?
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