Oh gawd... those people who stop in the middle of the road to look for something are the most annoying assholes! Pull your car over, pull your head out of your ass and figure your shit out... WITHOUT making the rest of us deal with it.

And what about the people who park and just swing their doors open without even looking? I hope they know that if a car ever hits their door, it will be their fault. State law dictates that an occupant of a parked car holds the responsibility to deem traffic is clear before opening a door.