Dear Asshole TriMet Rider: congratulations. You ruined three or four dozen peoples' trip home after work with your 80 decibel music. Much to your surprise, no one was willing to confront you, much like you don't dignify a toddler's tantrum. So you didn't get validated in your hostility, convincing yourself you're justified in hating everyone because they hate you. So sad.

But I hope someone with less sense and less to lose KNOCKS YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT, YOU IRREDEEMABLE SHITHEAD.

And, I hope something brings meaning to your life, so you don't constantly walk around looking for conflict, desperate to avoid looking inward at your pathetic existence.

But I sorta hope the teeth thing happens first.