Your ad will contain a picture of you from about 2 years ago. The photos will also include your enormous weight gain through the last few years as well. To a point of who is this other person. I don't give a fuck how small or big you are. I don't. But when it bothers you to a point of weird freak outs and lies, that's where I say no. Get your shit sorted out before you even want to maybe sorta fuck someone randomly. Really, this should have been a cake walk brunch fuck that ended up with me cat-sitting way too long and then later wondering about just planning on jerking it for life, from here out.