"YOUR way? I believe it's MY way! Hah hah!" you should have said while squinting through your monocle and twirling the tip of your waxed moustache.

"Stairwell or don't stare at all," my mother used to say.

I/anonie, I am confused why you ask her if she was alright; since you have had other encounters with her. This sounds like you have good intentions, and next time ignore her. She is likely the head of a human resources office in your building with an attitude. She may have been suffering from a butt rash after the nude bike ride. All this considered, she sounds like a bitch on or off wheels.