About ten years ago, I started saving my finger and toenail clippings. At first I put them in an old dixie cup but when that got too full, I doubled down and kept it going, putting them into a larger mason style jar. Well now, that jar is almost full.
I've contemplated through the years of what to do with them; Do I dump the contents onto and into the assholes car who parks too close to mine? Pile them up on a jerk neighbors porch or mail them loosely to another fucker(s) who once pissed me off? Etc.
We're talking about two huge heaping handfuls of what many would find disgusting, shavings of me.
The obsession part is I kinda want to be there to watch the expression of the recipient(s). I feel that would make my hobby more complete.