I watched you pull your enormous white Lexus SUV (with California plates no less) out of the neighbors driveway while you chomped away on your freshly scooped cone. Are you really so entitled that you parked in someone's driveway...like, their house's driveway?? It wasn't a closed business, or an alley, an empty parking lot. It was a home. You couldn't find street parking? You were that desperate for cold artisanal treats? Really?
Very Important Ice Cream
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