I live in St. Johns and have some neighbors (not right next to me, but close enough) that love to hang out late into the night singing, talking, or just being loud and yelling (I heard one the other day, during the day, talking about how he's homophobic... UGH!). I want to be one of those people that yells out their window, "Shut the fuck up!", but I don't think that would do much. I also want to make a noise complaint but feel like that's a little passive aggressive. Is writing an I, Anonymous also kind of passive aggressive though? I imagine them as middle-class, semi-privileged millenials who are in college or have menial jobs, and I dislike that they are causing me discriminate against them! How dare they!?! To make a long story short, shut the hell up, neighbors.
Shut the Hell Up, Neighbors
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