Alright OKCupid, I've had enough of your bullshit. Straight guys looking for straight women shouldn't have skip at least every 4th or 5th profile just to pass over dudes and transgender dudes, only to have to skip another 2 or 3 late 90's D-List pornstar profiles.

Mind you, the legit profiles leave much to be desired, but if I'm stuck pretending like I enjoy online dating, at least make it legit. Just get rid of all the FTV Danielle, Josie Model, Melissa Midwest, and obvious bro profiles.

Maybe try creating a separate tab for transgender OKC members. Throw in sub-tabs in for the 8000 sub-categories for these people. Then create another tab for the polyamory folks and their 8000 iterations. By my count, that’s 16000 categories that can be left to the 20% percent of the population they actually apply to. The other 2 categories can be left to the other 80% of the population.

I know what you’re thinking… We need to unleash the SJWs on your sorry insensitive homophobic ass. Here’s the thing…

It’s not about fearing or hating those different from myself. It’s about hating that my life is constantly interrupted by 20% of the population that just wants to be like the other 80%, but insists on being treated like a unique snowflake. Guess what? You are unique. So unique that you should have your own category that doesn’t pop up on straight/hetero searches.

Part 2: The conclusion is coming. Just wait for it...