I'd like to thank the herds of free-range dudes and dudettes hanging out on the Hawthorne strip all day and night whilst on their great transpacifica migration. Though you smell of beer, piss, and layers of body odor you also symbiotically maintain cultural equilibrium of a massive, dynamic human ecosystem. You help balance the offset of overly cologned, smug yuppies streaming up & down the sidewalks and cruising the street in their luxury tin cans, some of which are on a dual vacation/real estate hunting expeditions. I also like to thank the police for their hands-off policy. Such a fragile ecosystem is easily disturbed. (Queue Elton John "Circle of Life"). Do not want to endanger any of the colorful flora or fauna that make it so unique there.
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