Hey Babe... I'm sorry, but not really excited, that your recently graduated from who-gives-a-fuck university in nowhere (Wisconsin/ Illinois/ Ohio or whatever) sister and her skateboarding stoner boyfriend, armed with your parents credit card, came up with the amazingly remarkable idea to move to Portland. I'm also not sorry I made fun of her at dinner after the announcement of the wholly singular decision to work at a Cannabis dispensary. I think an "I told you so" is in order.
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