Anonymous Sep 19, 2016 at 9:24 pm

I'd like a $40 pizza, Mr. Mayor

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Pizza Pizza.
shark attack mountain on September 20, 2016 at 7:45 AM Report this
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Don't forget the $30 you paid for the weed that got you so high that you thought the pizza and the theft had anything to do with one another. And made you leave your expensive light out there where someone could walk away with it while you watched.
eprophet on September 20, 2016 at 8:31 AM Report this
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Sorry for the light and all but why in God's name would you intentionally go to a Little Caesar's?
Glassycans on September 20, 2016 at 1:29 PM Report this
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If it's not locked down, don't leave it on your bike.
randyzpdx on September 20, 2016 at 4:24 PM Report this
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How do you get a pizza home when you are riding a bike?
pollo on September 21, 2016 at 2:36 PM Report this

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