Giant House Spider

Comments

1
Find yourself an old lady. No wait, listen. Everyone knows that spiders are extremely fast and strong but they might just relent if you hold their Aunt May hostage or threaten the safety of their high-school crush.
2
Burn down the house. It's your only option.
4
Better than having a bunch of homeless shiheads throwing trash and tearing apart stolen bikes 100ft from your house while the police and city do nothing about it.
5
Spider Lives Matter...getting on board.