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A whole two-parter and you fizzle at the end with a mean girls dig? You can do better.
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Recycling is great. I drive a hybrid which makes me feel good about doing my part, but mostly about paying way less money to the oil giants that are TRULY fucking up this planet.

Once a clerk offered me a copy of my receipt and I said "nah save a tree". He looked at me all emo and said "dude you're saving like a millionth of a tree". Instead of slapping his limp-dick face I simply smiled and said "Yes, but my KIND is saving entire FORRESTS". You can't imagine the look on his face as the light flickered on in his dusty, cobwebbed brain. I guarantee you he recycles to this day.

So you see, its not just your actions but your attitude which can turn things around. Stop bitching and start spreading awareness in a positive light.
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All the guys named Forrest thank you, Aurelius.
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Wow. I'd say thanks for saving a tree, but it sounds like you just smoked one. Thanks for the chuckle tho, that was pretty funny.

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