I was raking leaves. I'm getting too old to take care of my place. My back is killing me and I just got a property tax bill for $6000. I don't know how I will pay it. I picked up a pile of leaves and got dog shit all over my hand. I flipped out and threw it on your nice white car. I was sorry right away. I was going to clean it off and you and your friend walked up and drove away. You probably don't even have a dog. Stop by and I will give you a beer or a ticket for the car wash.