Tipless in Seattle

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I don't have to give you jack-diddly-squat. If I'm ordering food from an app, it invariably contains the ability to TIP WITHIN THE APP.

If you aren't getting your nightly payout from your manager, you might want to have a talk with them about it.

You didn't make the food. You didn't set my table or fill my water glass whenever it gets close to being empty. You didn't ask how my meal was or if I needed anything else to enjoy it.

You drove your shitty Honda tuner car (to the wrong address almost every single time, delaying our delivery by 15 minutes while you vainly try to figure out how to go up the correct side of a split-street address).

YOU DON'T DESERVE A TIP FOR BEING SHITTY AT YOUR JOB.

on November 29, 2016 at 9:46 AM

Give me back my fucking jacket!

AmigoDeego on November 30, 2016 at 9:51 AM

Stop pretending you are affluent if you can't afford to tip. I'm so sick of people rationalizing not tipping people who do the actual work. The economy sucks. If you're so fucking successful you should be proud to tip generously. Or make your own pizza, you sorry ass dick fuck.

Aurelius141 on December 1, 2016 at 3:19 PM

Whew!!! For second, I thought we may have another John and Lorena Bobbitt situation on our hands.

on December 3, 2016 at 11:13 AM