Do you guys remember when Obama was set to take all of our guns away a few years ago? Do you remember when he was born in Kenya and we really needed to see his birth certificate? Do you remember how he "ruined this country" just by being president? How his healthcare bill was just awful to those who wanted it to be? How the Republican party was falling apart? It was funny to hear this shit back then because those darned southern republicans are crazy! Now we are the crazy people. Protesting every god damn thing, shouting homo/xenophobia every 2s and claiming everything is racist. Buck the fuck up, Portland! Some of us would like to be taken seriously again.
Don't go to the Dark Side PDX. Trust the Force!
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