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Happy Birthday, My Best Uncle

by Anonymous • Mar 13, 2017 at 5:03 pm

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You check in when I make comments on here. Sometimes when I rant, you seem to know it is my sarcastic humor. I think no one is funnier than you, and love to make you laugh.

You are suppose to be getting such a bad snow I see on all the radar. Out here, it can get freezing when it rains side ways. I guess your Birthday will be in the barn, at least you fixed it this summer. I hope you have a fruitcake off the pantry to the left.

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