Hey self entitled/important douchebag motorists of Portland, every intersection is a crosswalk! Even the ones without markings, or signs, or lights. Every single one. To the fucking asshole who almost hit me while blaring your horn at me as I was 3/4 of the way through intersection: you almost died that day. You didn't expect me to catch up did you? Next time I'm dragging your ass out and beating you down. You motherfucker.