When a customer insists that he's seen you on tinder and swiped right but didn't get a response and thinks you're lying that you have a boyfriend.... fuck off you bald ass baby man lookin' MF. Oh, you want a bib!? Bet you fuckin do. Uuuuuuuuugh.
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