Who the in the fuck plans your menu? I mean does anyone really order the "chipotle chicken nestled ina fluffy 4 egg omelette" ? Who the hell has chicken in an omelette?? Obliviously you do but more importantly, who orders this?? Probably a dude into incest porn but those guys never go out for breakfast, yet it's number #8 on your menu?? Nasty!!!
Chicken in an Omelette?
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