One of the main reasons I relocated here was to get the hell away from you people, and NOW you insist on moving up here in droves!!! When it comes to driving here, read up. You best not pull your SoCal, agro, menacing driver, bullshit antics up here. Like for instance, driving at speeds way over posted speed limits, riding the ass of the car in front of you, laying on your horn, screaming obscenities, and NEVER, I mean EVER, using your turn signals when making lane changes. We value civility here, and we have a very low tolerance for those that refuse to display this quality. Got it? Good.
To Any/All Recent SoCal Transplants!
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