Move, Assholes!

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If this is as serious of a problem as you make it out to be, you are totally eating at the wrong places.
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Pro-tip: there's a Ludacris track that you can put on your phone & play passive-aggressively during situations like this.
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"Everybody should be at work right now! You should be at work!" :)
It could be Portland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8vJgYQU…