If you're going to be a hater, try describing what you hate and how you hate it in more condescending and vitriolic detail. That's half the fun of being a hater.
I hate pretentious cocknoodles who aren't that far up the rung of One-Shitty-Day-Away-From-Being-Homeless, and crow about how much they hate how close they are to the same circumstances they're expending energy hating on.