I'm assuming it was an innocent mistake that you took my prized Pendleton flannel from the show on May 18. That shirt had sentimental value and has way more character than you ever will. The only way to redeem yourself is to either give it to a homeless person or donate it to goodwill. It will only haunt you to know that I'm judging you whenever I see you wearing it.
My Pendleton Flannel at Fleet Foxes
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