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Cannabis Industry Libertarians Need to Die

by Anonymous • May 20, 2017 at 1:18 pm

The views expressed in these submissions are from anonymous, unverified sources and do not necessarily represent those of the Portland Mercury.

We get it. Building an LLC from the ground up without a loan from a centralized bank gets you hot. Andrew Jackson would be so proud of you! With any luck, he might take you back to 1812 where you'll prophetically die somewhere in bum fuck Louisiana amongst a bunch of other ultra-nationalistic ass clowning chest beaters. "BRO, THIS IS JUST LIKE THE COAL INDUSTRY RIGHT BEFORE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION". Sick dude. I've always wanted to die of silicosis at age 8. Now please, turn down that Joe Rogan podcast. People are trying to eat.

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