Hilarious, the self-proclaimed coffee lover openly admits to drinking overly sugary and flavored garbage. If you don't drink it black, you don't like coffee. Period. Your opinion on what people are drinking at home is void.

A coffee rotisserie? Has auto-correct struck again? I myself don't really care for coffee but in my uninformed opinion a good portion of the effectiveness comes from most of it being chocked full of caffeine, that addictive drug that nobody really wants to admit is a drug.

Well, from an outsiders perspective there is also a certain adult look to coffee as well. There are cafes and coffee shops where you can chill out and work. Coffee itself is an acquired taste that is usually bitter and distinctly not-for-kids. It keeps you warm on both a good day and a crappy cold morning. It's something everybody drinks, from a veteran blue-collar engineer to the most posh and froufrou of the social elite. Again, I don't drink the stuff but I'll admit that it's versatile, maybe even unifying.