Fuck my neighbors. Fuck those assholes who launched illegal-ass fireworks right outside my window and woke up my five-month-old baby and scared the shit out of my dog. I’d call the fire department on your ass but I know they are overworked and understaffed on a night like this. Happy Fourth of fucking July! Is there anything more American than defiant assholes and dysfunctional government?
Fuck My Neighbors
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