bored white person problems. I have bigger fish to fry than worrying about what NPR says about North Korea and whatever distasteful thing Trump tweets in the middle of the night. Go find a taco stand to protest - you might feel important again.

I love dead Marines, Jarhead, so it looks like both of us can be satisfied with war-happy Republicans in office. Drink up, buddy.

"My fancy Marine slang and online bravado hides my constant existential pain. Women only touch me for money. I regularly wet my bed."

-Jarhead