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Can't Teach an Old Dog Not to Think with his Dick

by Anonymous • Jul 6, 2017 at 3:25 pm

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I probably shouldn't have sent you a text after you gave me your number at my work. But hell, we've been flirting for a year and I thought I'd give it a go. Damn. Little did I know you are still reeling from the end of long term relationship, and coming to terms that you're approaching your mid 40s. No, I wasn't afraid of you, old man, I just didn't want to sleep with you after two dates and that's alright, it didn't mean I didn't want to pounce on you...just wanted to build the chemistry. Enjoy the empty sex with the empty "vapid" young women you told me so fondly about.

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