Look Here Son

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1
I think its great that 11 year olds have the freedom to write IAs too.
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You must be really interesting and busy to not have the time to speak with us lowly mortals about our trivial issues. Oh, I do so love yammering on about what I had for dinner last night to anyone within arms reach but I suppose that's not for everyone.

Oh man, are you telling me that I've been trying to enjoy human conversation in public places when I could have just checked my phone for the same old tweets and snaps? Why didn't I think of that sooner?!

And oh what marvelous vocabulary! "Fart brains." Truly Shakespearean! You must be a higher being to use such elevated language!
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So it's OTHER people who are boring farty heads?

Riiiiiight.