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Oh man, are you telling me that I've been trying to enjoy human conversation in public places when I could have just checked my phone for the same old tweets and snaps? Why didn't I think of that sooner?!
And oh what marvelous vocabulary! "Fart brains." Truly Shakespearean! You must be a higher being to use such elevated language!