Look Here Son


I think its great that 11 year olds have the freedom to write IAs too.
You must be really interesting and busy to not have the time to speak with us lowly mortals about our trivial issues. Oh, I do so love yammering on about what I had for dinner last night to anyone within arms reach but I suppose that's not for everyone.

Oh man, are you telling me that I've been trying to enjoy human conversation in public places when I could have just checked my phone for the same old tweets and snaps? Why didn't I think of that sooner?!

And oh what marvelous vocabulary! "Fart brains." Truly Shakespearean! You must be a higher being to use such elevated language!
So it's OTHER people who are boring farty heads?