Anonymous Jul 18, 2017 at 10:37 pm

Your Fucking Fireworks Are Stupid

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can i hope some aberrant bottle rocket spins out of control and knocks you the fuck out, like you want a dog to maul somebody? because i do.
awkwardly_squared on August 2, 2017 at 12:37 PM Report this

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