The red light conga line is out of control nowadays. It used to be running a red light was a real nail biter, now it's these fucks who are the 5th and 6th assholes "scootchin" on through. If I have the green light in my cross walk and you are pulling this shit (creating gridlock simultaneously)because you are soooo important, enjoy my handful of pennies I will chuck at your fuckin car. I will do the same while driving and trying to turn left, waiting for the last of a succession of red light runners. The caboose will also get my pennies from heaven. Assholes! Red lights are red lights!!!!!
A Penny Saved is a Penny Used
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