You saw me bustling to the 5th and Davis bus stop. We made eye contact. You were supposed to stop since it's the first stop on your route. You blew past me as I was running to the glass and metal bus shelter with a little blinking monitor saying you were due to stop. You didn't even slow down the bus. You totally blew the stop. Why didn't you bother to do your job? What is wrong with you?

You, sir, are a goddamned monster.