"It's hot out."
Everyone fucking knows. Say something more specific, you fucking turd.
How does the heat make you feel?
You know what? I don't care. It makes me feel hate for you and your vapid and pointless small-talk.
Shut the fuck up and get me a water.
Sure Is A Hot One
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