Hey, remember when you sold our fuck videos and I found out? You then told to either "get over it and forgive you" or "break up"? Continued to be in contact with some gross dude that would text you questions like "do you need me to send you sex toy's" or "when was the last time you really got fucked?". You were always a fucking liar, our relationship was a joke to you. I hope you eat popcorn with that sad smug smile, thinking about how amazing you are. Suck it forever, you were my unicorn.
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