You're fucking disgusting. So instead of just pee on the seat there is now poop in the toilet paper dispenser? What kind of fuck-nut are you? Jesus christ. Get yourself fucking checked out. What the fuck is going through your head where you feel justified in putting human fecal matter toilet paper, back in the dispenser? Spreading gross germs. You're fucking insane. Wahhhh someone keeps pissing on the seat. Instead of wiping it up, I'm going to take my shit and leave traces in it in a sanitary area! You're a fucking nut job. For christs sake get your head checked out? How does that even make sense?!?

Probably just a passive aggressive fantasy here, hopefully! If not, this IA gets extra stupidity points for failing to realize that the original offender obviously has psychic superpowers and always manages to use the bathroom immediately BEFORE you. So your germ warfare response is only punishing the innocent person who goes in AFTER you.

This explains everything wrong about 'merica these days