Wow, plant thief, thanks so much for taking the time to use my ladder to crawl to the top of my roof in the middle of the night to throw my weed plants onto the ground and steal them. I love not being able to have my medicine that I spent all summer tending to, caring for, and investing the money in. I generally don't wish bad things on people but I hope that your car gets broken into and your house gets fucking robbed and someone takes your medicine and your wither and die and cold, lonely death. Not that you know me but I would have given you some weed, because that's what a good stoner does.
Thanks for Stealing my Medicine!
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