Dear Stupid Spiller who dumped a good third of her IPA on my head at the Friday night showing of "The Thing" at the Hollywood Theatre while shuffling back to her seat. While I realize that accidents do happen, that doesn't mean you're not a stupid asshole. Hapless dumdums like you make the world worse.
Dear Stupid Spiller
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