We both work as servers in a restaurant. I had/have a thing for you but you don't even seem to notice me. In fact, when we do work together, you are mean and bossy to me (which i also kinda dig). Lately we've been working different shifts so I haven't been able to work with you. I miss that, but I've found a way to reconnect: you leave your silky socks in your unlocked locker and I wear them in your absence. Prior to this I would just sniff them and occasionally fuck them in the bathroom, but now I full on wear them.You wash them several times a week and I'm cafeful to not fuck them up. If you we aren't going to work much together anymore, at least I got something to keep me on my toes.
Silky Server Socks
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