Spamilicious Insurance Lady

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I'm sure the insurance salesperson is a living dick cheese because y'know, insurance salesperson??? But you're the fuck nugget who gave them your info! I'm sorry your education failed you to the point that you don't realize that insurance people are so morally bankrupt that they make used car salesmen look like Good Samaritans. Have fun moving to Canada to escape this zombie vampire but they will probably find you anyway.
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Here's what you do: take one of their business reply envelopes and tape it to a large envelope full of heavy things, like rocks. Or things that smell bad, like fish. And glitter. They will love it! And keep doing it, until it stops or until you can be bothered to call and ask to be removed from their mailing list.