Hey houseguest. We did you a favor and welcomed you into our home after fires fucked up your home. Since coming into my home AS A GUEST, you've constantly complained about my dog, you've left your shit all over my house and you've spewed your low-key sexist bullshit and I'm done. It's time for you to vacate before this gets worse. Take your Tinder pals (all WAY too young for you, you manipulative, misogynistic piece of shit) and find a new place to stay. My house, my sanity and my lovely dog will be better for it.