Dear Redneck Racist,

I was lucky enough to encounter you in the Fred Meyer parking lot on NE Wiedler. I was returning my cart, when you came speeding down almost running me over. You then had the audacity to flip me off, and then make the oh so racist slanted eye gesture at me. When I drove up to confront you, all you could do was look straight ahead and twiddle with your phone. Not only did you almost run me over, but you fucking made a racist and so very childish gesture. Maybe next time drive safely, don’t speed, and make sure to not make racist gestures in your fucking Toyota SUV.

Fuck you lady. You piece of racist trash.